i tried really hard to make this as small as possible, and i figured this would be the easiest way to send this to you since you can just click on the links and shit. i’ll throw in some other stuff too because i can.

there will be a ♥ next to ones that i really really liked and i have no idea why i didn’t just put those ones instead of like 50 million fanfictions because GOD I COULDN’T CHOOSE

i even linked you the separate chapters because livejournal is a bitch to try and navigate to someone who doesn’t go on it a lot and some people don’t link chapters in their fanfictions because they’re whores


One-shots:

Wake Me Up When September Ends: PG-15; Taemin is mute

Post-Its: PG; Words can be hard to be expressed verbally, so why not use Post-Its?

Drop the Ball: PG; Taemin feels like setting the dorm on fire

Bring Me To Life: PG-15; Minho had been with Taemin his entire life. All he wants to do is help him. (i decided i should throw in a couple of those weirdfics) ♥

Brick Boy: PG-13; Because bricks are the new love letters ♥

Super: PG-13; They need heroes everywhere, even in a backwater farming town. (it’s a favorite because of minho’s fucking super power) ♥

Amateur’s Guide to Prostitution 101: NC-17; The mix up of the century occurs when Minho’s neighbor mistakes him for a prostitute and propositions him for a night of fun. The mistake of the century occurs when Minho finds himself going back for more. He may be a genius—getting paid for sex and all—but he’s an idiot for falling in love. 

Ponytail: NC-17; Taemin shook his head, ponytail bouncing and Minho’s eyes followed the seductive movement (pretty much PWP) 

Big Brother: NC-17; {warning: incest} A strange mix of disgusting guilt and sick satisfaction set in Minho’s chest, resting in the hallow spaces between his ribs… (because when i see incest, you’re the first to come to mind)

Stockholm Love: PG-15; The sting to his face was startling, furious. The blow so strong his head was thrown back and he hit it against the wall. (we have a weirdfic amoungst us!)


Chaptered (Completed):

Silver Cage: NC-17; I’m not perfect, and neither are you—a story wherein Minho feels the pressure to be perfect, and Taemin shows him how flawed he really is. → 1 2 3 4 5 6 ♥

Extraterrestrial: R; There’s a promiscuous alien named Taemin on the loose in Seoul, and it’s up to Jinki, Jonghyun, and Kibum to catch it. (can you guess this is another weirdfic, i bet you can’t) → 1 2 

Walking On Rooftops: T; Minho learns the meaning of living, in which he gives a certain rebel a home. → 1 2 3

Chaptered (In Progress):

Minho’s Boy: PG13-NC-17; AU Mermaid Verse, featuring merboy!Taemin and superstar!Minho. Which pretty much says it all about this verse. 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 (if you actually read this, then go by these linked chapters i have here because the way she links shit is weird)


Justin Bieber/Taemin

HOLY FUCK THEY’RE ONLY DRABBLES BUT IT EXISTS AND THAT FACT ALONE MAKES ME DIE.

Welcome to the SHINee World: PG; {drabble}

Cute Is What We Aim For: PG; {drabble}


Crack:

Fanservice: NC-17; Wherein Taemin wants boysex

When SHINee Discovers Fanart: NC-17; {2min} A little Hello Kitty laptop mishap leads to the near debauching of Taemin’s innocence

oop2iiepoop2iie:

misterscurvy:

starrypier:

gratuitous half-naked alpha kids that look more like adults but that’s okay ‘cause I don’t really care
also how do I draw jane. OTL

dirk stop being a flaming seme nyuh

jake and his bedroom eyes 

oop2iiepoop2iie:

misterscurvy:

starrypier:

gratuitous half-naked alpha kids that look more like adults but that’s okay ‘cause I don’t really care

also how do I draw jane. OTL

dirk stop being a flaming seme nyuh

jake and his bedroom eyes 

tagged as
# omfg

m4ge:

heterosexualchristianamerica:

m0therfuckin-miracles:

delirious-bugnasty:

helloopandee:

popcornmassacre:

JESUS DICKBALLS DID SOMEONE JUST POST HEADS ON AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB

JESUS CHRIST ITS FINISHED!!!

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK
SEND HELPASHGDKJLG OH MY GOD

I love comments like this

it makes me feel like the two months I spent making this were worth it.

Now I want to change my url back again.

Siiiiign…

oh my goD

russian-tupperware:

caketier:

nintendonut1:

confectionaryaficionado:

stuckwithhomestuck:

interestinglyweird:

First I awed then I lold

Everyday I find out more and more that proves that I’m Karkat.

I’m definitely a combo of all three if someone does this to me »;;;

cuteeeeeeeeeest

abubuu
cutieeess


D’aww— bakjkshd OMFG KARKAT

russian-tupperware:

caketier:

nintendonut1:

confectionaryaficionado:

stuckwithhomestuck:

interestinglyweird:

First I awed then I lold

Everyday I find out more and more that proves that I’m Karkat.

I’m definitely a combo of all three if someone does this to me »;;;

cuteeeeeeeeeest

abubuu

cutieeess

D’aww— bakjkshd OMFG KARKAT

digitallyimpaired:

i aint never gonna finish this shit
sorry kevin

digitallyimpaired:

i aint never gonna finish this shit

sorry kevin

annadraconida:

Thou shallt not meddle with the bunny of Nic Cage.