i tried really hard to make this as small as possible, and i figured this would be the easiest way to send this to you since you can just click on the links and shit. i’ll throw in some other stuff too because i can.
there will be a ♥ next to ones that i really really liked and i have no idea why i didn’t just put those ones instead of like 50 million fanfictions because GOD I COULDN’T CHOOSE
i even linked you the separate chapters because livejournal is a bitch to try and navigate to someone who doesn’t go on it a lot and some people don’t link chapters in their fanfictions because they’re whores
One-shots:
Wake Me Up When September Ends: PG-15; Taemin is mute
Post-Its: PG; Words can be hard to be expressed verbally, so why not use Post-Its?
Drop the Ball: PG; Taemin feels like setting the dorm on fire
Bring Me To Life: PG-15; Minho had been with Taemin his entire life. All he wants to do is help him. (i decided i should throw in a couple of those weirdfics) ♥
Brick Boy: PG-13; Because bricks are the new love letters ♥
Super: PG-13; They need heroes everywhere, even in a backwater farming town. (it’s a favorite because of minho’s fucking super power) ♥
Amateur’s Guide to Prostitution 101: NC-17; The mix up of the century occurs when Minho’s neighbor mistakes him for a prostitute and propositions him for a night of fun. The mistake of the century occurs when Minho finds himself going back for more. He may be a genius—getting paid for sex and all—but he’s an idiot for falling in love. ♥
Ponytail: NC-17; Taemin shook his head, ponytail bouncing and Minho’s eyes followed the seductive movement (pretty much PWP) ♥
Big Brother: NC-17; {warning: incest} A strange mix of disgusting guilt and sick satisfaction set in Minho’s chest, resting in the hallow spaces between his ribs… (because when i see incest, you’re the first to come to mind)
Stockholm Love: PG-15; The sting to his face was startling, furious. The blow so strong his head was thrown back and he hit it against the wall. (we have a weirdfic amoungst us!)
Chaptered (Completed):
Silver Cage: NC-17; I’m not perfect, and neither are you—a story wherein Minho feels the pressure to be perfect, and Taemin shows him how flawed he really is. → 1 2 3 4 5 6 ♥
Extraterrestrial: R; There’s a promiscuous alien named Taemin on the loose in Seoul, and it’s up to Jinki, Jonghyun, and Kibum to catch it. (can you guess this is another weirdfic, i bet you can’t) → 1 2
Walking On Rooftops: T; Minho learns the meaning of living, in which he gives a certain rebel a home. → 1 2 3 ♥
Chaptered (In Progress):
Minho’s Boy: PG13-NC-17; AU Mermaid Verse, featuring merboy!Taemin and superstar!Minho. Which pretty much says it all about this verse.
→ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 (if you actually read this, then go by these linked chapters i have here because the way she links shit is weird)
Justin Bieber/Taemin
HOLY FUCK THEY’RE ONLY DRABBLES BUT IT EXISTS AND THAT FACT ALONE MAKES ME DIE.
Welcome to the SHINee World: PG; {drabble}
Cute Is What We Aim For: PG; {drabble}
Crack:
Fanservice: NC-17; Wherein Taemin wants boysex
When SHINee Discovers Fanart: NC-17; {2min} A little Hello Kitty laptop mishap leads to the near debauching of Taemin’s innocence
gratuitous half-naked alpha kids that look more like adults but that’s okay ‘cause I don’t really care
also how do I draw jane. OTL
dirk stop being a flaming seme nyuh
jake and his bedroom eyes
m4ge:
JESUS DICKBALLS DID SOMEONE JUST POST HEADS ON AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB
JESUS CHRIST ITS FINISHED!!!
FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
SEND HELPASHGDKJLG OH MY GODI love comments like this
it makes me feel like the two months I spent making this were worth it.
Now I want to change my url back again.
Siiiiign…
oh my goD
First I awed then I lold
Everyday I find out more and more that proves that I’m Karkat.
I’m definitely a combo of all three if someone does this to me »;;;
cuteeeeeeeeeest
abubuu
cutieeess
D’aww— bakjkshd OMFG KARKAT
i aint never gonna finish this shit
sorry kevin
Thou shallt not meddle with the bunny of Nic Cage.

